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50 Reasons For Not Dating A Graphic Designer

50 reasons for not dating a graphic designer

They are very weird people. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer. They will analyze conversations in layers. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA. They drink and eat all kinds of weird stuff just because they like the packaging.

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They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one. You can not decorate the house without consulting them. They steal street signs.

Always carry their hands painted with something. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel not affectionately Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.

They hate Excel. They want to save the world only with a poster. You will spend the day brainstorming. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach. Museums are their second home. They know more positions than the Kamasutra. They listen to music you have never heard of. They read rare books: When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.

They have own iPods before you knew they existed. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city. Their furniture, if they care about furniture, usually is something from a weird era or style. Ohhhhhhhhhh, they loooooooooooooove each other…or not. Hate the fact that the client is always right. Watch the credit list to see if they know someone on it.

Invest in buying them a cutting mat for their birthday… it will protect your tables. You think they are listening, but the chances are good that they are studying the pattern on your clothes. Everything they do are original, they never copy. For that cold-winter-fire-place- days, take out your photos and see what they can do with them. They love cameras, take photos when you least expect it, post them in different shapes and sizes, in and on anything, including Facebook.

Use any font, except Comic Sans. They had drawing tablets before we even knew it existed. If you want to redecorate, please consult with them first. Somewhere, within their humble abode, you will find a souvenir like a stolen street sign. The chances are good that they have studied at the Google University for Graphic Design.

They only use Excel when their client needs a customized Invoice as part of their CID, otherwise they hate it. They can most probably assist with the rewrite of the latest edition of the Kamasutra manual. Often you show them something to read, instead they criticize the layout. They love commenting on the menu design when going to a restaurant. Be very careful to ask them about their music collection. It could be a painful and nasty surprise.

Their cooking often ends up in an artistic explosion. Deadlines to them are like bungee to adrenalin junkies. They rather spend their money online than buying you a birthday present.

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